Give Santa A Hand!

For your amusement, something a little different! Enjoy this guest post from @SophiiMaria13: There are some in our industry who are dead against Christmas...including Santa Claus! He hates Christmas time! With all the horrible rich kids that want Christmas presents and their parents threatening to sue Kris Kringle, he still has to deliver thousands of [...]

By |2016-10-24T20:24:23+01:00December 19th, 2012|Categories: Christmas, funny|

A Very Special Post, For All The Haters!

Last week I passed a very special milestone; over 3000 comments published on this site. I am happy to say, that most of them have been positive and engaged in good conversation. However, over the various months and years, I have accumulated some negative comments. Some of them real doozies! It's like I have my [...]

By |2016-10-24T20:24:23+01:00November 27th, 2012|Categories: funny|

I Have A Dream

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Great British dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: [...]

By |2016-10-24T20:24:31+01:00June 24th, 2012|Categories: double glazing industry, funny|

Catchphrase

Catchphrases. Every business has one. Game shows have them, even really nerdy people have them. The most famous...sorry infamous ones have been penned by Safestyle UK. You know the ones, the ones that are shouted at you ruining your evening meal by that irritating Northerner! Well surely in this modern industry our best creative minds [...]

By |2016-10-24T20:24:35+01:00March 21st, 2012|Categories: funny|

>The Funny Side Of Spam Comments!

>Running a blog like this you end up getting a fair few comments. You also end up receiving quite a few spam comments. Some of them are quite funny, the terrible English and spelling make them a laugh to read. Some of them are weird and some just suck up to you in extremely poor [...]

By |2016-10-24T20:24:37+01:00January 19th, 2012|Categories: Blogs, comments, funny, spam comments|

>It’s A Small World

>I met a very interesting customer today, in fact he turned out to be a very distant relative! He shares the same name as I do, and anyone who knows what that name is will know that's it quite a rare one, so when you come across a person with the same name you know [...]

By |2016-10-24T20:24:48+01:00June 3rd, 2010|Categories: funny|

>Daylight Robbery

>I don't know if this is a story any of your already know, but just in case you don't...The term 'daylight robbery' originated many moons ago. Hundreds of years ago there was a tax put on houses depending on the size of the windows on the property and how many window the building had. So, [...]

By |2010-05-28T10:15:00+01:00May 28th, 2010|Categories: funny, Nonsense|

>Two For £20!

>Tell me if I'm completely out of the loop, but a customer has just been into the showroom with two sealed units he wanted re-making as the supplier he went to made them wrong. The unit sizes were 871mm x 347mm and had 18mm white internal Georgian bar, silver unit spacers, Cotswold obscure glass and toughened [...]

By |2010-03-22T16:18:00+00:00March 22nd, 2010|Categories: customer stories, funny|

>Being British

>"Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer. Then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh...and...only in Britain... [...]

By |2010-03-22T10:21:00+00:00March 22nd, 2010|Categories: funny|
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